InsatiablyTaken
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via skepticalengineer)
official proof that satan has tumblr
Tumblr is a cruel bitch.
(Source: simplypotterheads, via prettybeautifulradiantasthesun)
Drawn By
Andrew Hickinbottom*Artist Note
A homage to comic conventions, and a tribute to those brave attendees who cosplay in skimpy outfits!THIS WAS FUCKING DRAWN!?
Oh my god. the cardboard. The escaping hair. This picture is flawed and fucking FLAWLESS because of it.
I don’t always reblog art. But when I do, its a homage to cosplayers, sexy cosplay girlies included. <3
So much love for this illustration.Also note: The guy is not pointing down her cleavage, he’s bringing her attention to the guy behind her taking her picture.
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
(via inlovewithavulcan)
1f-y0u-can-dream-1t-you-can-do1t:
J.K Rowling added this to the series.
i can’t feel anymore
And that’s me wailing on the floor
aannnndd i died
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just put all villains in the glass cell
if I can’t bang on the glass, can I bang the villain?
if I can’t bang on the glass, can I bang the villain?
(via skepticalengineer)
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
I keep thinking of the time he broke down on Fresh Prince, “I’m going to be a better father than my dad”
He was right.
(Source: jessidays)
okay i never reblog hair but HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD DIE FOR THIS.
NO, YOU WOULD DYE FOR THIS!
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