InsatiablyTaken

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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jaybird1868 replied to your post: “Today I learned that corndogging is ramming your knee is someone…”:

Do you by chance teach middle school? This sounds exactly like my students!

Why yes. Middle school science despite my degree being for high school biology. Middle schoolers are far weirder than I would have guessed.

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

i-love-asian-food:

animemangadaisuki:

Water Cake

A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web.

The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that is made out of… you guessed it water from the Japanese Alps.

A Tweet from a customer said that the dessert “has a pleasant natural sweetness… (and) goes incredibly smoothly down your throat.” 

SOURCE

Water Cake-As Requested

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mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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saunter-vaguely:

captainsubligar:

xhosatauzeh:

"Welcome to "The World."

Oh my God.

OMG -begins having panic attack-

W

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receiver:

ladyofthehouse:

sotheresthat:

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

Reblogging for ladyofthehouse and also for those amazing pants.

This is important to me for reasons. And also because of the pants. Right. The pants.
—TLOTH
*softly mumbles something about, “dear lord, just carry me places,” while sniveling*

Remind me again: is this about Drogo’s pants, or TLOTH’s pants?

receiver:

ladyofthehouse:

sotheresthat:

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

Reblogging for ladyofthehouse and also for those amazing pants.

This is important to me for reasons.
And also because of the pants. Right. The pants.

—TLOTH

*softly mumbles something about, “dear lord, just carry me places,” while sniveling*

Remind me again: is this about Drogo’s pants, or TLOTH’s pants?

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

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Wheel of Time feels!!!

Wheel of Time feels!!!

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theredheadbedhead:

This reminds me of how much I love my  Love is Art painting! 

theredheadbedhead:

This reminds me of how much I love my  Love is Art painting

saladgoesmoo:

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

I remember seeing it on the home channel. 

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grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying. Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

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