InsatiablyTaken
Just the ramblings of someone a bit off the beaten course.
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Post reblogged from Silly Sweet P
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
via sodamnrelatable
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Photoset reblogged from Silly Sweet P
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK
I love this idea and I want this very badly.
Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.
CAH?
FOREVER REBLOG.
I am so proud to say I got the first Kickstarter batch. My friends and I love it.
I kind of want this.
(Source: ohno789)
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Photoset reblogged from Parade Rest
#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #movie: beauty and the beast #gtfo gaston you don’t know what you’re talking about #go back to using nair #i’ve got 99 problems and an enchanted curse that will leave me looking like the hairiest motherfucker in the world is ALL OF THEM
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So dear followers I am sure you have noticed my distinct absence the past month or so. Somewhere between finals and moving home for the summer I haven’t been on tumblr much. Why you ask? My tumblr is clearly not safe for work or parents. My family is very big on family time and thinks computers are a waste of time. So between not being on the computer much at all and having to worry about my parents coming up behind me and seeing anal hooks and blowjob gifs I shall not be on much. I will check in every few days though for messages. Anything you think I really need to see please tag me, I unlike most of tumblr have no inclination to change my name. I chose well the first time.
<3 happy summer loves
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Video reblogged from Parade Rest
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
We used to call this making a sacrifice to the pink fire god. The pink fire god demands a gummy bear now and then to satisfy it’s needs.
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Photo reblogged from Parade Rest
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Photo reblogged from Silly Sweet P
I thought I was the only one that did this :D
Put two caps full of vanilla extract in a coffee cup, then place it in the oven at 300 degrees for one hour. Within twenty minutes the whole house smells like Heaven. It’s actually a common realtor trick.
Trying this.
Yummy smells but no yummy calories. I’m not entirely sure how to feel about this.
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Photo reblogged from Disney Ladies from Last Night
(Source: disneyladiesfromlastnight)
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Photo reblogged from I'm really just a two-legged, upright lemming.
His face!
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Accol, what makes this happen, and where can I buy the parts necessary for this?
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
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Photo reblogged from Silly Lil Kitten
Soon my pet…
Coyly she waits.
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Photoset reblogged from I'm really just a two-legged, upright lemming.
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Post reblogged from BDSM Problems
When you run out of stories to explain the bruises His teeth leaves on your neck.
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Photoset reblogged from Parade Rest
There’s a movie based on Battleship — so why not adapt any of these 12 board games as well?
We put together a dozen fake posters for board game movies we’d like to see — as well as plot summaries and casting suggestions for each flick. (For Connect 4: “In Connect III, Reg Caldwell pulled one last job and thought he was out of the life for good. He was wrong. Again. With only four bullets in the chamber, he takes on syndicate boss Milton Bradley (William Fitchner), who has kidnapped Caldwell’s sister. Luckily, sis (Gina Carano) is known to be pretty sneaky herself.”)
