May 2013
dearloserchris:
teejaypinetree:
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
A small rant about video games.
ontheedgeofgeniusandinsanity:
I need to get my feelings out because games have been frustrating me so much lately when they do this. It’s not so popular nowadays, but it’s still something left over from the old “arcade is pretty much all you can do” days. Mild spoilers for several games under the cut.
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Ah god I know those all too well. I will however take those fights over the...
smath kid problems #158
smathproblems:
That one smug asshole who actually wears a Hawaiian shirt on Hawaiian Shirt Day.
David, David is that you.
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
saladgoesmoo:
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
so…THAT is how you meet someone!
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
dave-vriska:
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT...
“Nearby a youth looked at Logain with admiration. A dozen youths. Light, a...”
– Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson, A Memory of Light (via maledictor)
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If you're both a Randlander and a Whovian, the...
Hear that sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking.
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Friend Zone
Look, this seems to be a vastly popular topic on tumblr, much like man hating in general. I don’t understand why everyone on tumblr assumes that every guy that is told no instantly turns into a jackass once he has been “friendzoned”. Guys are not weredonkeys believe it or not.
I have friendzoned a few guys before. They were great friends but they weren’t what I was...
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smathproblems:
protectiveignorance:
jeanlouisegrewup:
protectiveignorance:
Can we just talk about the fact that someone is literally trapped in his room right now? Like trapped. Maintenance is using a fucking power tool to saw his door down. What the fuck NCSSM? What the fuck?
…What.
no comment
How do you get trapped *IN* your room? Well then Hunt was designed by a prison...
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
This has happened to me before. Then again Dad also thought I was snorting beef bullion cubes that I kept in my room to make the chicken ramen my mom always bought into beef ramen and had to protect cause my brothers liked to steal it.
