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5 minute chocolate cake in a mug →
Dear college kids and single people (because we all know that those two amount to the same kitchen capabilities most the time),
this is a 5 minute start to finish single serving of chocolate cake that gets made in the microwave. Instant chocolate fix without having to bake an entire chocolate cake that no college kid/single person needs to eat on their own.
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teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
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Silly Lil Kitten: The Writer - One from the... →
youmakemeneedyou:
I can’t pretend that this is one from the archives really as I originally posted this in the beginning of October, but I was pleased with this one and so have decided to post it again!
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The Writer
The train was busy as usual, the crush of bodies fighting for space,…
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“Fearless”
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Mmmm Tennant/Neville, OMG Smith/Draco
Me: Harry Potter and Doctor Who would be the best/most fucked up fanfic ever
Me: without adding in the rampant sex that inevitably goes with fanfics
Him:
Me: valid and you know it
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Condoms, dental dams, and oral. Oh my.
“Does anyone actually use a condom for fellatio? Because sucking on a hard latex-flavored dick sounds about as much fun as masturbating with a pineapple.”
I concur. Just get your partner tested for everything under the sun and if you arent 100% sure they will be faithful, continue to get them tested every few months. Latex is possibly the worst flavor ever. It makes cum taste like...
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Confused and a bit amused
So I read a reblog from a friend earlier that had a list of words that hurt others and what each word implies. I disagree with some of the words but hey, I’m a lower-middle class white female, what do I know? One of the responses said about the same thing along with the note that words only hurt if you let them. There was instant rebuttal about the poster being privileged yadda yadda. One of...
