Just the ramblings of someone a bit off the beaten course. Frequently NSFW and 18+. If you are under 18 or the age of majority in your given country please turn back now.
InsatiablyTaken
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
FUYODSHGKSDJHKGLFJHSEG
BLESS THIS MAN AND THAT LIL KID <333
(via skepticalengineer)
Jack and the Doctor.
John and David.
doing the Doctor Who theme tune.
(listen here)
This is the first time this has appeared on my dash, this is unaceptable, I want this everyday.
Can we make this an always reblog yes or yes.
im pretty sure that is the first and only time the host has ever smiled on the show
(via saladgoesmoo)
Hesitate // Activate // Deviate by Alexa Meade & Sheila Vand.
Photographs of a portrait Alexa Meade painted on performance artist Sheila Vand’s body while submerged in a pool of milk.
(via nijuukoo)
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
(Source: onginalmaz, via inlovewithavulcan)
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
(via inlovewithavulcan)
don’t ask questions
I always knew Jupiter and Mars were the best
(Source: sailorfailures, via skepticalengineer)
Merry Christmas ya’ll.
http://www.entwinederotica.com/fractures/22
Ps: Yes I know there is a link submit button, but those look like bad adverts with the new layout and they make me cringe when I see them.
Concept design for a cat mug? :)
I’ll TAKE 50
No dear. We can only have 2. They are cats. They will make more on their own.
I haven’t written anything just for the pleasure of writing in a while. So tonight I find myself with Chambord, my Lelo Siri, and a computer writing a short erotica piece for a contest. Pleasure writing indeed. My focus was masturbation in honor of May bring national masturbation month. When I get it uploaded I’ll link it. If anyone wants to bang out a quickie erotica for the contest, send me an ask and I’ll link you. It is due at midnight however, so hurry. <3
