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unlacedgentlefighter: idontsharemyserkets: alex-ampora-stole-th...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:35:08 -0400

idontsharemyserkets:

alex-ampora-stole-the-tardis:

swizzy1999:

alex-ampora-stole-the-tardis:

he even has the bow tie

HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

Fun Fact: Bill is short for William

Holy smokes.

Holy smokes he is HOT

This explains a lot about me actually.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:52 -0400

ignisaquae: MLP Sailor Senshi by *YoukaiYume

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:03 -0400

ignisaquae:

MLP Sailor Senshi by *YoukaiYume

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:57:37 -0400

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

DAVID. I NEED YOUR LEGOS.

My friend handed me tardis christmas lights today. I took...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:48:48 -0400

My friend handed me tardis christmas lights today. I took sharpies to one of them. I need to do the other two sides but I like how this is turning out.

frapple: I DID THE THING

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:17:57 -0400

frapple:

I DID THE THING

misterjmasters: wingsandtails: bonesmakenoise: chirart: So...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:15:22 -0400

misterjmasters:

wingsandtails:

bonesmakenoise:

chirart:

So after seeing Beauty and the Beast 3D, can I just take a moment to discuss the un-tapped potential of post-movie ending shenanigans.

Prince Adam will be the most adorable obnoxious prince ever (also he is so handsome and dreamy UNPOPULAR OPINION WHATEVER I was swooning, do you not see that barrel chest and aquiline nose and OMG TOOTHY GRIN uuuuugh hot hot hot). I mean, he spent his developing life as a chimera beast. He had a hearty roar! HIS TEMPER WAS TERRIBLE. His eating habits took effort! He could jump banisters! Shit just doesn’t go away when he’s human, god damn. For the most part he’ll be doing his best to act like a proper gentleman but when he’s excited he’ll run up the stairs on all fours and when he’s in a mood (which let’s be honest will be 99.99999% of the time I mean we all saw the same movie right) he’ll have horrible posture and pouting and growling with great gusto. Even if he technically can’t do that anymore.

Also whoever is of the opinion that Belle gave up her life to be married (i.e. her dreams of travel, adventure, and seeing more!!!) can just go jump off something humongous because, uh, hello she married a prince who gave her an entire library wing as a starter. This is the woman that saved his life and that he adores beyond belief!!! THEY WILL GO TRAVELLING EVERYWHERE. omg can you imagine the tourism antics. They visit Italy! Belle is beside herself at the BEAUTY EVERYWHERE OMG and Adam meanwhile is trying not to get into the third fight that day.

Also did you see how they kissed

THEY ARE ALL OVER EACH OTHER LOOK AT HOW THEY HAVE BEEN WANTING TO LUST OVER EACH OTHER THIS ENTIRE MOVIE but all the furry crap made it all awkward and now they’re like, HOT DAMN LET’S DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

They will be loud as hell and Chip will be asking very awkward questions as to why they are always fighting in their room.

brb drawing fanart

anyone else jumping on this fanart wagon because it can’t just be me

the Prince acting like an ill-mannered animal still learning how to use forks YES

#this is what i need #beauty and the beast #SHAKING HIMSELF DRY FROM THE RAIN AND THEN ROLLING AROUND IN THE CARPET #GROWLING AT STRANGERS #SNIFFING EVERYTHING #Belle has to calm him down by stroking his ears

Things I never thought about before but need more than air.

murphmanfa: wheennn: surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t: pink-zebra: global...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:37:05 -0400

murphmanfa:

wheennn:

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

A WHOLE NEW HALLL WITH YOUUUU

Fucking magical.

avianawareness: lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:35:39 -0400

avianawareness:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

I’m gonna learn this O_O

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:30:24 -0400

orelpuppington: for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:36:40 -0400

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

bitchesaloud: me getting ready for school Ah shit I know this...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:25:21 -0400

bitchesaloud:

me getting ready for school

Ah shit I know this feeling.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:22:57 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:20:12 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

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sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:17:08 -0400

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:16:18 -0400

raideo: vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:04 -0400

raideo:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

FUYODSHGKSDJHKGLFJHSEG

BLESS THIS MAN AND THAT LIL KID <333

girljanitor: that’s ok i didn’t need MY HEART

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:16:21 -0400

girljanitor:

that’s ok

i didn’t need

MY HEART

chocolatemakesmesmile: Fan art by Mike Maihack

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:13:09 -0400

chocolatemakesmesmile:

Fan art by Mike Maihack

tomhiddlesun: somewhatdorky: letsgeekoutfandomstyle: celestial...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:59:45 -0400

tomhiddlesun:

somewhatdorky:

letsgeekoutfandomstyle:

celestialcow:

Jack and the Doctor.

John and David.

doing the Doctor Who theme tune.

(listen here)

This is the first time this has appeared on my dash, this is unaceptable, I want this everyday.

Can we make this an always reblog yes or yes.

im pretty sure that is the first and only time the host has ever smiled on the show